Him Bleed Well

Bill finds out more about the witches from that spy girl before baring his fangs and taking her to bed. He's such a bad-ass now ... I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Over at Fangtasia, Hoyt and Jessica are trying to leave when they're confronted by a group of fang-bashers protesting outside. Hoyt gets all macho. Jessica gets all fangy. But once the punches start flying, Pam holds Jessica back ... vampires can't be caught on camera attacking any humans in a post Russell Edgington world.

Sam and his new (naked) friend Luna morph back into humans (the members of his "support group" have been prancing around all night as horses) and he attempts to seduce her. They're very naked. She seems guarded. He leans in for the kiss. And she runs away. Well, gallops.

Sookie is making her way through the graveyard to Bill's place, but when she gets there it's completely different - everything is shiny and lit up. And as soon as she steps on to his property, a SWAT team pops up and interrogates her. Bill senses her mid-f*ck (he's with that spy slut still). They let her pass. She makes her way to his room (the house looks sooooooo modern, and there's a bear skin rug), and finds the slutty spy leaving, blood still dripping from her neck. Totes awk.

Jesus is trying to convince Lafayette to give Marnie and the whole occult thing a second chance. Lafayette's not so down with black magic.

Cut back to Sookie asking Bill to keep Eric away from her and her home. Bill doesn't know how to fix the problem, but promises to work on it, imploring her to stay with another human until he can figure something out. Sookie knows that wherever she goes, she won't get rid of Eric. She asks Bill how he became King of Louisiana, but realizes that she'd rather not know. The more she learns about Bill, the more she regrets knowing him at all.

Cut to London, 1982 and a very punked out Bill at a very punk dive bar. After flirting with a spiky-haired bartender, we find Bill sucking his blood out back. But instead of draining him dry, Bill heals his bite wound and glamors him. This catches the attention of Nan Flanagan, who's been watching Bill for weeks. She tells him that scientists, including Louis Pasteur (cue the chuckles), are close to developing synthesized human blood, and that vampires will soon go mainstream. She needs someone like Bill to infiltrate the monarchy, and bring change to the American Vampire League.